Achievements not listed on Linkedin:

– Won a baby competition my mum entered me into.

-Was awarded the most likely to improve AND full attendance certificate in the SAME year at grade school.

-Once came second in a hot dog eating competition.

– Once got all the answers of a ‘30 Seconds’ card in 25 Seconds.

– My band opened for Metallica and I didn’t vomit from nerves.

– Won the life lottery by being named ‘human slave’ to the best cat & dogs in the world.

– Been in Advertising for over 24 years, worked on a bunch of clients, won a bunch of awards & had a bunch of fun doing it.